The Comic English Grammar

English Grammar is divided into four parts-Orthography, Etymology, Syntax, and Prosody; and as these are points that a good grammarian always stands upon, he, particularly when a pedant, and consequently somewhat flat, may very properly be compared to a table. Latinised English, or Fine English, sometimes assumes the character of Comic English, especially when applied to the purposes of common discourse; as \"Extinguish the luminary,\" \"Agitate the coramunicator,\" \"Are your corporeal functions in a condition of salubrity?\" \"A sable visual orb,\" \"A sanguinary nasal protuberance.\"

American English is Comic English in a \"pretty particular considerable tarnation\" degree. The way in which we imitate foreign manners and customs is very amusing. Savages stick fish-bones through their noses; our fair countrywomen have hoops of metal poked through their ears. There being no other assignable motive for these and the like proceedings, it is reasonable to suppose that they are adopted, as schoolboys say, \"for fun.\"